1. juliacaroled:

    The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

    (Source: hughsdancies, via lohanthony)


  2. jakemalik:

    seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

    seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

    (Source: hi, via happiest)


  3. coagulates:

    the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

    (Source: slimeeeman, via pirateangel)


  4. gorlt:


    i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

    you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

    (via seemarox101)

  5. (Source: husssel, via pirateangel)


  6. warsquirtle:

    Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

    (Source: wartortles, via fear-doesnt-shut-down)

  7. (Source: phoebephilodough, via toxismm)

  8. jamesmanuel26:

    I thought this in the shower 10 minutes ago.

    (Source: stfubabygirl, via toxismm)

  9. (Source: palatial, via ricanthunder)

  10. kiroho:



    everyone goin 2 hell


    watch when the rapture comes

    (Source: onlylolgifs)